THE LEGEND
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RESTS.
Poke him · then scroll if you dare
DO NOT DISTURB ✦GREATNESS IS RECHARGING ✦THE COUCH CHOSE HIM ✦FULLY HORIZONTAL ✦PHONE ON STANDBY ✦UNBOTHERED ✦MOISTURIZED ✦IN HIS LANE ✦DO NOT DISTURB ✦GREATNESS IS RECHARGING ✦THE COUCH CHOSE HIM ✦FULLY HORIZONTAL ✦PHONE ON STANDBY ✦UNBOTHERED ✦MOISTURIZED ✦IN HIS LANE ✦
By the numbers
SOME MEN CHASE DREAMS. HE HAS THEM.
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Absolute legend
“WAKE ME UP
WHEN IT'S LEGENDARY.”
— The Legend, probably